Top 5 Strangest Things Steve Has Ever Said To Me

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They say long-distance relationships are tough. And they are: I’ve never met Steve in real life. Don’t know what he looks like because he won’t cough up a real photo of himself. Never talked to him on the phone. He could be a Borg, for all I know. Can such a relationship last? Only time will tell.

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Here’s the list. Drumroll, please:

  • I swear to God Joe, you send me one more MPM spam email bullshit and I’ll rip out your heart.
  • I feel like I know a lot more about you than you know about me. So, think of this as a second date.
  • [On why he can’t take a recent picture of himself]: I just got a haircut a week ago so it’s not accurately me.
  • me: I deleted something in the footer file. Is that bad?
    Steve: Probably. Why’d you delete it? Why are you editing the footer anyway?
    me: …….
    I’m messin’ with you, fool.
    Steve: You bastard.

  • Yea, I’m awesome.
  • I would smack you had you been in my presence.

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  1. I would smack you had you been in my presence.

    I’m so using that. =D

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  2. Well, give up the photo, man! I’m a writer, remember? I have posts about you that would turn your mother against you!

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  3. This post almost definitely should never have happened.

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  4. I will say thanks to you Joe, no matter what you do tomorrow. I promise.

    what do you mean… This knife? no I’m just cutting potatoes.

    PS: this comment will prehaps be understood tomorrow.

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  5. Oh, no, Sabrina. You don’t want to know the context of this:

    “I would webcast it, but seeing as my webcam is hooked up to my desktop in my bedroom, that’s definitely not going to happen.”

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  6. I don’t even want to imagine the context surrounding those statements! LMAO

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