Angela attempts to calm my fears. Oddly enough, I hear voices in my head saying “Don’t you worry your pretty little head.” There’s something vaguely feminizing about the way Angela talks to me:
Honey, i now know what you mean by british redtaping and i am glad to know that it is a good word.
That the bank emailed you with a different email address does not make the manager a crook to borrow all kinds of books on your account. i want you to hold on a moment and think about it and you will know that it is never as you think. if you cannot send your library id card to the bank, then what id card or national id card or passport are you going to send to the bank to transfer the money for us honey, think about it and stop worringyourself over nothing. you said that you did not give them my account number, they gave it to you, honey have you forgotten that i am the one who introduced you to the bank and told them that you are my finace and foreign partner and appointed fund manager, honey it is because of that introduction letter that i made of you to the bank that is why the did not hide my daddy’s account to you, because i asked them to transfer the money into your account, so they are right.
plesae stop worring yourself over nothing and, you have to try and get the id card that you will send to the bank and also try and send the transportation money to me so that i will travel to addis ababa to go and get my daddy’s will document, if your bank is on holidays you should try and ask your mummy to give you the 780$ or 800$ so i will buy the travelling ticket honey. and honey why did you say that we have never discussed on matter of payment? and when is your bank going to come back to work, this is very important because if your bank is not working it will be difficult for barclays bank to transfer the money because there will be no one in your bank. but i was told that most banks in usa use to work 24 hours, if you dont send the transport money today or tomorrow, it means that i have to wait until next tomorrow that your bank will start working, so the best as i told you is to ask your mummy to give you the 780$.
Honey, but you know that we are going to live together and you are still asking me if we are going to live together, dont you want us to live together? honey yes of course we will be husband and wife in bed and on paper. I will be back tomorrow morning to receive your lovely reply.
Take good care of yourself for me honey.
I love you and i remain yours ever,
Miss Angela Kennedywith all my love and kisses
I feel like I just walked into a jail cell and met my mountainous roommate, who said, “You get the top bunk, bitch!” Time for me to get tough:
Dear Angela,
No, it’s not true that banks in the US are open 24 hours. My bank will be closed until May 29. Because the 28th is a national holiday. I don’t want to borrow money from my Mummy for your travel ticket, because she’ll ask me what it’s for, so we’ll just have to wait. Your account isn’t going anywhere, right? LOL
I know that you are not worried about the bank manager who emailed me, but I am. And even though you wrote him about me, he shouldn’t have given me your account number in email, which is not a secure method. And he didn’t reply to my questions, so I’m sure he’s not who he claims to be. Since you are a young innocent 21 year old girl, you wouldn’t know about electronic criminals, but I do. I spend a lot of time on computers, remember? And I know a lot about technology. And you live in Africa, which, no offense, but you got electricity there like what, 20 years ago?
So please write your bank and demand that they put another manager in charge of your account. The last one was no good. You should trust me on this one, honey. I’m only watching out for your interests.
You didn’t answer my question about my payment. I think a fund manager of so much money should get paid at least $10 per hour. Does that sound fair to you?
And one more thing, you said we would be husband and wife in bed and on paper, but I’m not sure you know what that means because you are young and innocent and Catholic. I just want to make sure we understand each other.
Smilies and laughsies,
rW
LOL on the comment about them getting electricity like 20 years ago :))