Angela changes her tone due to Richard’s tough talk from the last update. She works in this message to pique my interest even further by reminding me of the $29 million at stake and the steamy weekends in our future:
Honey, you are very right because today is friday and tomorrow is saturday and next tomorrow is sunday which most banks dont work on weekends. ok 28 is a national holiday, honey it means that you will have to wake up early on 29 to go and send the travelling money because of the time difference between usa and africa. yes honey as you said there is nothing we can do than to wait until on the 29 because you have explained that you dont want to borrow from your mummy. honey, you said “your account isnt going any where, right? ” i dont understand the meaning of that, please explain what you mean so that i will understand what you are telling me.
Yes honey, i have also given it a deep thought and see that you are right, the banker should not have written openly my daddy’s bank account in that letter that he sent to you because it is not a secure method, but may be that is the way he is trained, and because of the letter that i wrote to them and as you have earlier said that the british people use to drink tea, that is why he never thought deep the way you have thought deep, honey but we dont have to worry about that because it is only my daddy’s WILL and your id card that is holding the money in that bank. honey, i know that you are watching out for my interest but i strongly i feel that it is no need asking the bank to put another manager in charge of my account because they have already agreed to transfer the money for us.
And honey with the way you think deep i strongly beleive that your jewish bank is more secured than barclays bank. and i want to know if you are going to open a new account in the jewish bank or is your account going to contain all the 14.5million gbp£ and you know that the money will be in double after the transfer, because i have enquired and found out that 1 gbp£ is equal to 2 us$. so the 14.5million gbp£ will be 29million us$ after the transfer because it is boing to be x 2, so after the transfer what will be in the jewish bank is going to be exctly or a little bellow or a little above 29 million us$, depends on exchange rate. this is very important to take not of honey, because the usa uses us$. but if barclays bank happen to transfer gbp£ into the account and it comes in gbp£, then you will have to ask the jewish bank to change the gbp£ to us$. so that is the best solution.
Ok, honey, now i understand what you mean by payment which you said in your previous mail. honey i have seen that i need to explain this more for you to understand very well. my explanation is that you and i will go to a catholic church in usa and we will get married, or we will do court marriage, and after our marriage you will take me to the best university in your area and i will take my admission in the university as a medical doctor student, and every weekend me and you will be staying together in your room and we will lock the room and we will be making love, but i dont want to be pregnant until i finish my university education, and after my university education that is when i will free myself to be pregnant and i will like our first baby to be a boy child and we will name him after my daddy Edwin and our second baby i pray that she will be a baby girl so that we will name her after my mummy Mary, honey i want you to know that wife and husband (me and you) is what God has joined together, everything that belong to me belongs to you, and belongs to our children. it was thesame with my daddy and my mummy and that is why i inherrited my daddy’s wealth. do you know that my daddy has shares with hellennic bottling company hbc but i dont have any of the document but when i get settled i will go for that and my daddy also have big house and land in addis ababa, all these will belongs to the children that we will have together honey. myself and yourself and the children that we are going to have together is one. that is what you must know. and i need you to say your mind about this because this is my mind that i have explained to you, you have to explain your mind to me also.
Honey, i will be back to morrow morning to receive your lovely reply. i love you. and i need you to take another photo and send it to me if it will be possible, but if it will not be possible do not worry because i have already printed out boldly the photo that you sent to me and i put it on the bed side, honey do you know what i do before sleeping? i use to look at you and kiss you before sleeping and in the morning i use to kiss your photo after saying my prayers and some times before saying my morning prayers. i love you, honey my mind use to be pleased and settled each time i look at you in that photo. until tomorrow morning. but if i join the catholic mission people to sweep the compound tomorrow morning, then it will be in the afternoon that i will come to receive your lovely reply honey.
Honey, since 3 hours ago i have been here tying that long letter and i am not fast in typing. i must go now. honey, in this your letter i see the name ralph waggins, which name is this? what is the meaning of waggins? in your previous letter you told me that your real name is richard williams, ok Wr must mean Richard williams. honey, i have seen that you like chosing different names, is it because of what you told me before? although you have explained that so there is no need asking you.
Honey, like i did told you i will be back tomorrow morning or in the afternoon because you know that some times i must force myself to help the catholic mission people in cleaning the compound because they offered me a free accommodation and some feeding as i have already told you. and i also like to clean the room and compound that i sleep every morning because that is how my mummy brought me up. I love you.
Take good care of yourself for me honey.
I remain yours ever,
Miss Angela Kennedywith all my love and kisses
And even though it’s my fault for opening the door to sex talk, I now slam it closed because, ew.
Dear Angela
Don’t worry about Ralph Wiggins. That is just my fake email name. You might notice that I change that name every 3 days or so for the reason I told you. It keeps the bad guys guessing. But no matter what name appears in my email address, you always know my real name. It’s the same one printed on my library card.When I said your account isn’t going anywhere, it just means that it can wait until Tuesday. So do you mean we would own your account together? Wow, with 29 million US$, I could buy that totally rad computer I told you about! We could even travel the world, like to Disneyworld and stuff.
Your talk about babies confuses me. When I asked if we would be married in bed and on paper, I just meant would we have the same bed or different ones? Because I never shared a bed with someone before,
except my brother when I was 10, but he always made me sleep on the floor because I peed the bed. I don’t know anything about babies or making love, so let’s just talk about that later okay?
You asked for another picture, so here you go. This was from a party yesterday, so that’s what I look like now. I like yellow. Do you like yellow? I hope so. I will write you again this weekend and then send the money on the 29th.
Kaplah!
-rW
except my brother when I was 10, but he always made me sleep on the floor because I peed the bed. I don’t know anything about babies or making love, so let’s just talk about that later okay?
That is just too funny!